just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!
Those are balloons.
I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
- talk about a blow job
- im going to have to inflate first
- hopefully I dont burst early
- the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
- theres a party in my pants
- i might have to pump it a little first
- im gonna have pop-pop
- haha yeah
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.
let’s not forget how you get numerous years in prison for trying to send your kid to a better school